- Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
- With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
- In the Words of Julius Caesar, "Veni, Vidi, Vici, Chuck Norris". Translation: I came, I saw, and I was roundhouse-kicked inthe face by Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.
- TNT was originally developed by Chuck Norris to cure indigestion.
- As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
- No one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it.
- Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.
- Fact: Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
- Chuck Norris types with one finger. He points it at the keyboard and the keyboard does the rest.
- In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
- Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
- The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
- Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
- A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
- Chuck Norris' Penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
- Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().
- Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
- After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
- Chuck Norris doesn't need to use AJAX because pages are too afraid to postback anyways.
- Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman.